Sunday, January 31, 2010
Sunday Seoul: We Be Clubbin'
Thursday, January 28, 2010
More on Why I Love Korea

Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Maybe I Should Quit the Gym
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Hella Cool!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Sunday Seoul: Seouless
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Keeping Up Appearances

Tuesday, January 19, 2010
My Mandu Morning (at noon)

Folding the mandu. We learned to make a few different shapes. By the end I felt like a mandu-making expert.
This is only one plate. We had two. And this doesn't even show the mounds we had already fried, and the mounds that were to come later. I've never seen so many dumplings in my life. And although these were easily the BEST kimchi mandu I've ever had, and kimchi mandu is easily one of my favorite foods here, if I don't eat another one for a while I think I'll be alright. (Sorry, leftovers in the fridge!) Here's Cait working her charades/explaining-game skills.
Drawing for pictionary. We didn't have a white-board so we just used our giant windows. Perfect!
Around this point. One of the girls started to cry. Nobody seemed to notice or care. When Cait and I finally asked the students why she was crying they said, 'oh, he called her an 11 year-old. Her age.' She was crying, because she was insulted to be called her age. I guess she was the youngest one there and they were making fun of her. Poor girl.
When we got tired of English games we just started playing cards. We went through a few rounds of go-fish before we all got pretty bored. Next up, Spoons! We played with metal chopsticks first, but the girl in red (the eleven-year-old) who is in fact still crying (again) in this picture is proof that metal chopsticks were not a good idea. You can't tell in this picture, but in addition to some sad, sad tears, she is also sporting a brand new band-aid!
After chopsticks/spoons got old, Angela taught Cait and I a new game. I don't remember what it was called, but it involved drawing a name out of a hat and moving around in chairs until one whole row was filled with your team members. It was kind of hard to understand, and we couldn't use our real names because Cait and I are stupid foreigners who can't remember 8 Korean names. We used colors instead. Like Reservoir Dogs. Nice-uh.
It was around 5 pm when Angela asked if we wanted to play the chair game again that I had to say, "NO!" I had a wicked headache and my belly was starting to feel queasy from it. It had been a fun day, but there were way too many students at our apartment for way too long. We definitely needed a break. I looked at Cait across the room and could tell she definitely felt the same way. Angela graciously passed out the remaining mandu and left.
She called Caitlin a little bit later to say that she hoped I felt better.
I went straight to bed. Wicked headache and all. What really sucks I think is the fact that this was in no way a hangover headache. I figure if something is going to hurt that badly it might as well be because of something really, really fun. Anyway, I napped, and then went to the coffee shop for a few agonizing migraine-y hours before thinking I was going to barf all over my favorite barista and went home. Took some Tylenol PM and passed the fuck out around 11:30.
Monday, January 18, 2010
There Will Be Hate: Part II
I mentioned in my previous post that we were once denied entry into a bar once because we were white. The guy at the door told us to go to Itaewon (a popular foreigner hangout because of the military base). This was taken as a huge insult by my friends and I. We don't like Itaewon. It's where you go to meet sleazy men who want nothing more than to get in your pants. It's seedy and even when you find a good place to hang out you are constantly reminded of the English facade that surrounds you.
We were told to leave the bar because we weren't Korean. At the time I thought it was kind of funny. We laughed it off, and, I think, actually ended up in Itaewon later that night anyway at the insistence of some friends. It was kind of like a novelty to me. Hey! We've been racially profiled (in a way)! It seemed kind of cool, like a game. But the more I think about it, the more disturbing it seems to me.
Usually the racism doesn't go that far. At least not for me. I've definitely read some interesting accounts from other people. In fact, usually it's the total opposite. We are treated like royalty when we go places. Yeah, they might be saying mean things to us under their breath, but they bring us free shit all the time and go out of their way to make us comfortable.
Up until about a month ago that was as far as I though the hate in Korea towards foreigners could go. Then I heard about AES or the Anti-English Spectrum.
AES was started when a group of Koreans saw photos from a 'Sexy Party' that some foreigners threw. This group of foreigners was supposedly called the English Spectrum and they posted pictures from their party online. The Koreans saw these pictures and thought that Korean woman were being objectified and treated badly in the photos; they immediately put the blame on all foreigners. Who wouldn't? It's always true that a small minority of people speak for the whole. . .
Thus the AES was born. Born with the drive to expel the drug-taking, Korean-women raping, child-molesting, uneducated, AIDs giving foreigners from their midsts. AES, more or less, feels that all foreign English teachers are here to bring debauchery and ruin to the great nation of Korea. I've heard some pretty amazing claims. The Korea Harold sums it up quite nicely:
Aside from propagating the use of false statistics and admitting to stalking foreigners, AES has made a name for itself with dozens of propagandistic posters. The main themes: Illegal teachers are drug takers, sex fiends, gamblers and are unqualified; some are pedophiles; they are the source of Korea's HIV/AIDS problem.
There are reportedly thousands of Koreans in this group. I know it's only a small percentage of the population, but it definitely makes me not want to go out alone in certain areas of Seoul. Before I would have had no problem with it.
A few weeks before Christmas AES sent a threat out to all foreigners saying that they were going to throw acid on us during the Christmas holidays. It was a scary and disturbing claim. They later came out and apologized for the threat (I'm pretty sure), but still their mark was left on me. Why would anybody want to do something like that to another human being? It's beyond me.
Probably more disturbing than their threat to thrown acid on foreigners, because of it's extremity is just seems untrue, is the fact that they will stalk foreigners who they think are behaving against the Korean moral code. They have reportedly posted photos of foreigner teacher's homes on their website and harassed them. I can think of nothing creepier. As of November, Naver (the site that hosts their blog) has not found anything on the AES site that goes against their rules. They are allowing the site to stay. I've heard some people say that they've taken down the photos of teacher's homes, but I'm not sure. I'm sure they're somewhere.
I know groups like this are everywhere. I know we have them back at home. Xenophobia is alive and well in many, many places. I've just never been targeted before. I suppose in the end it's a good lesson though. Maybe more people should really feel what it's like to be hated for no reason. In addition to making you angry it also humbles you a bit.
I know I'm here just as a spectator and I make no claims to want or try to change anything about Korea, but sometimes their racism is a little over the top. Not just towards English teachers. Japanese, Africans, Mexicans. . . it goes on and on. I hope one day they can learn to play well with others. On numerous occasions I've had my students tell me somebody was ugly in a book we are reading because their 'color is dong.' Maybe this is something that many kids go through? A racist phase?
I've just about run out of steam on this one, and I feel like I'm starting to ramble, but if you want to read more here are a few links.
The Korea Herald
Gusts of Popular Feeling
Gusts' list of AES Achievements
Brian in Jeollanam-Do
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Sunday Seoul: I Can Finally Fit In
There Will Be Hate: Part I
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Off to the Doc
Thursday, January 14, 2010
It Only Takes a Second
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Rambling
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Sunday Seoul: Hongdae
Monday, January 4, 2010
Snow II: Revenge of the Snow
New Year Resolutions I'll Never Keep
In honor of all classes at school being cancelled today due to epic snowing (EPIC SNOWING!), I'm going to go ahead and post my New Year resolutions. I know I won't be able to keep most of them, but I'm going to put a window on the side of my blog so I can check them off as I do them. Enjoy watching me fail (and win!).
I stole this idea from here.
Emily’s 2,010 things in 2010!
(Juuust kidding)
~~Adventure and Play~~
1. Go to the park more (0/5)
2. Go hiking (0/5)
3. Ride a horse
4. Go on a templestay
5. Go to 10 new places in Seoul (0/10)
6. Visit the DMZ
7. Visit a new country
8. Sleep under the stars
9. Go to more Museums/art galleries (0/5)
10. Go to a music concert/show (0/3)
11. Attend a sporting event
12. See a theater play
13. Go to the beach
14. Get to know 10 new bands (0/10)
15. Try a new sport/activity
16. Participate in a protest/rally
17. Have an Epic Night
18. Blow bubbles
19. Climb a tree
20. Watch the sunrise
21. Watch a 3D or IMAX movie
~~Mah Brain!~~
22. Take a class
23. Watch 10 documentaries (0/10)
24. Read 100 books (1/100)
25. Learn the history of 5 places (0/5)
26. Have a conversation in another language
27. Write a Korean journal (0/50)
28. Practice watercolors once a week (0/5 misses)
29. Fix three items of clothing myself (0/3)
30. Send stories/poems to 20 journals (0/20)
31. Enter writing contests (0/20)
32. Apply to grad school
33. Take a Class
~~Health & Body ~~
34. Get a massage
35. Get a pedi/mani
36. Go to the place where the fish nibble your toes
37. Go to the gym at least 4 days a week (0/5 misses)
38. Floss every night (0/10 misses)
39. Go to the dentist for a cleaning
40. Secret goal (0/15)
~~Foodie~~
41. Try 20 new vegetarian recipes
42. Be more adventurous with food
43. Eat eggs less
44. Stop drinking milk
45. Cook at home more
46. Find 10 new tofu recipes
47. Make gnocchi
48. Go on a picnic
49. Find a tea I enjoy!
50. Try 5 new foods (0/5)
51. Visit new cafes (0/15)
52. Visit new restaurants (0/15)
53. Try 3 new global cuisines
54. Grow something edible and eat it
~~Giving and Fun Things!~~
55. Donate to a charity (0/5)
56. Buy someone flowers
57. Donate $5 to charity for each item on this list that I do not complete
58. Visit the dog cafe
59. Host friends for dinner
60. Tell people how much they mean to me
61. Send snail-mail letters (0/20)
62. Write e-mails out to my family (0/6)
~~Momma Earth!~~
63. Take bags when grocery shopping (0/10 misses)
64. Donate old stuff
65. Don’t buy anything with a label/logo/packaging for a month
66. Take shorter showers
67. Turn off the water when washing dishes
68. Recycle everything recyclable
69. Host a Toms party!
70. Get rid of 15 things you don’t need (0/15)
71. Stand up for something I believe in
~~Other~~
72. Find out what the noise in our apartment is
73. Keep my room clean
74. Buy new jeans!
75. Get warmer boots
76. Blog 3 times a week (0/10 misses)
77. Blog about something controversial
78. Save $10,000
79. Dress up for Halloween
Extra Stuff I'm Adding Here so I Don't Have to Renumber Everything
80. Get 100 hits on my blog
81. Write something everyday (0/10 misses)
82. Start a book club
83. Buy a Kindle to cut down on paper consumption :)
84. Wake up by 10:30 am every day (0/15 misses)
85. Get another tattoo
86. Take down dead Christmas lights
87. Study Korean 3 times a week (0/5 misses)
88. Drive a car in Korea
89. Find out what that funky smell in the fridge is
90. Write my 2, 011 things for next year







